HOW DOES INJACULATION FUNCTIONS?

If you’re going to beat your meat, do it with style

Ah, masturbation. The eternal dilemma of the mature guy. And I am speaking about guys only because women tend to masturbate less. In general. When it comes to masturbation, men are in the center of attention, and there are plenty of aspects to be discussed in this regard. We begin practicing masturbation at very early ages and with quite a dedication if I can say so myself.

It all begins when we are about 10-11 years-old and, in some cases, even sooner than that. And the reason is that of keeping hormones in check. You see, some tens of thousands of years ago we didn’t have the flourishing societies we live in today. For the most part, we would have anarchy. There were regulated societies, sure, but individual freedom was far more prevalent, compared to nowadays’ social contexts. And in those contexts, whenever your little Johnson would harden up, you would just stick it in a woman and that’s that.

Not the case today, though. However, it seems like masturbation has left its mark on our genetic behavior.

Masturbation and adults

If you think the subtitle is a bit off and that it should have been the other way around, you are probably right, semantically speaking. Biologically speaking, however, it seems like masturbation is stronger than our will to suppress it within us. I mean, you can withhold yourself from doing it, but it will be quite a struggle to say the least. If not impossible in some cases. And, as experience has taught us, it will always run first.

In order for you to better understand what we are talking about, consider this. I have heard, and probably you have too, about some guys being able to fuck more often than others. Like, a lot more often. At the time I was in college, I had a roommate who kept having a hard-on almost 24/7. I mean, like, what the fuck, man, is that dick fucking possessed?

I asked him what the reason for that was and he didn’t know it either. It just happened and there was nothing he could do about it. But I was intrigued nonetheless. What was it that separated us apart? What was different about his body, compared to mine? I had no idea and no means to finding the answer to that.

But several years later I found out from another friend of mine that he was literally having hours-long erections, even while doing his daily activity, like fucking walking down the street. I’m sorry, what? I just couldn’t conceive of that. But then he also explained why that was – he didn’t masturbate. And that is when it all came together.

You see, when you refrain from masturbating, the sperm accumulates inside the balls and it increases your level of testosterone. Which, in return, sharpens your senses, makes you a little bit more aggressive and more careful to your surroundings. Obviously, you will also get raging boners because of that, but, hey, everything has to have its ups, am I right, everyone? This is why athletes are not allowed to fornicate or masturbate before major competitions. Not…not because of the boners. Because of all the other reasons.

Now, if you think adults don’t masturbate, think again, you Baptist motherfucker. Because they do. Not as often as teenagers, that’s clear, but they absolutely do it. Why? Because, you see, masturbation helps us achieve a feeling of intimacy that we cannot get from sex alone. It is built within us genetically, which is why it is so attractive for so many.

What in the name of the fuck is injaculation?

Okay, so I have explained what masturbation in. Not that you needed me to, you pathetic wanker, but, there you have it. So, as it is probably already obvious by now, injaculation is the reverse of ejaculation. Pretty easy to understand, right? Or isn’t?

To be frank with you, injaculation does sound like a fucking complex medical procedure, the type of which you would expect the aliens to perform on you, after kidnapping your ass to their cosmic ship. At least that is what I initially thought it meant. Apparently, it doesn’t mean that. Instead, it refers to ejaculating…inside of you. You ejaculating inside yourself.

This is a type of procedure that resorts to redirecting the sperm jet towards the urethra. Apparently, that is possible. After that, the sperm is being eliminated along with the urine. Hey, this is 2018. I honestly don’t know why this seems to be awkward at all. The entire point is that injaculation seems to be something of a new concept nowadays, that tend to draw more and more people by the day. But, beyond being new and all that, what is so attractive about it in the first place? And, more precisely, how does it work?

Let’s start with the last question, because that is the most relevant one when trying to establish a context. So, when talking about practicing injaculation, what we mean by that is:

- Strip naked and lie down on your bed

- Grab a hold of your penis and start rubbing it thoroughly

- When near the climax, use your fingers to stimulate the area between your balls and your butthole

- Profit

By “stimulate” I mean “Firmly pressing on the sperm tract to stop ejaculation from taking place”. Now, I have no fucking idea if this works as described. What? I am no doctor, I am just a guy writing blog articles. It does seem a bit awkward to me, but, hey, people have tried this shit. So, don’t take my word for it. Just try it for yourself. I know I won’t.

So, what will actually result from injaculation is, basically, a dry orgasm. I have no idea whether the actual feel is any different than the classic masturbation, but, who knows, it may just worth giving it a try.
Or get a fucking woman instead.